Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign
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Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign
Perfect Retirement gag gift
The Sign is 11" x 9"
"The time has come to savor life,
To play some golf, to fly a kite.
Travel the world, catch some fish,
and bask in sweet do-nothing bliss.
I'm trading necktie noose and traffic jams,
for a condo in Florida & a knee sock tan.
Retirement is here at last,
you working stiffs can kiss my ass!"
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